Pork Fried Dice - A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast

Pork Fried Dice is an actual-play Dungeons and Dragons podcast where we try to tell a compelling st...more

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228: It's Been Four Years - Why Haven't You Stopped Me?

June 21, 2021

228: It's Been Four Years - Why Haven't You Stopped Me?

Summer's here! Or winter, if you're in the southern hemisphere. I assume. It's completely flip flopped, right? And I guess I didn't even think to address our equatorial listeners. What a *fucking* asshole. Sorry, Dhivehin! Fun fact - according to our podcast host's analytics, Brazil is the most listener-full of all the countries through which the equator runs! Head on over to the community Discord and tell us a story of the time you were closest to the equator, and then check out our PFD wiki to see if a Six Rivers line of latitude has ever been mentioned! ...

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227: Cloaca-wocka!

June 14, 2021

227: Cloaca-wocka!

So Bo Burnham's new special "Inside" just came out on Netflix, and if you have access to Netflix and it's available in your area, I think you all should see it. That's your task. Easy, right? Feel free to share your experience in our community Discord, which is a much more suitable place to share such a thing than our award-winning* PFD wiki. ...

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01:05:13

226: What CAN'T Will Turn Into? A Pleasant Person? JUST KIDDING!

June 07, 2021

226: What CAN'T Will Turn Into? A Pleasant Person? JUST KIDDING!

So, you'd think that with a week off, I'd have so much time to come up with a delightful task for you, my loyal episode description readers. And as it turns out, you'd be right! Visit our community Discord and submit your ideas for the best PFD bumper sticker. Something you'd be proud to slap on your Gremlin or Nova or Edsel. And for ideas, you can always trawl the amazing PFD wiki! ...

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225: The Dead Among You Have Nothing to Fear

May 24, 2021

225: The Dead Among You Have Nothing to Fear

Nobody plays Super Smash Bros, eh? Well, ok, fine. But everyone MUST play checkers, right? Maybe that will be more appropriate for an Episode Description Readers Task. For this week's task, you need to visit the community Discord and describe what moves a PFD character would have if they got added to the checkers universe. What does their jump look like? Their basic attack? Do they have a charge-up move? How about their Final Check? Who knows, if we get enough entrants, maybe this could end up being a page on the astounding PFD wiki! ...

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May 17, 2021

224: Pork Fried Dice: A Pay-To-Play Game

Super Smash Bros is a Japanese series of crossover fighting video games published by Nintendo, and primarily features characters from various Nintendo franchises. The series was created by Masahiro Sakurai, who has directed every game in the series. The gameplay objective differs from that of traditional fighters in that the aim is to increase damage counters and knock opponents off the stage instead of depleting life bars. For this week's task, you need to visit the community Discord and describe what moves a PFD character would have if they got added to the Super Smash Bros universe. What does their jump look like? Their basic attack? Do they have a charge-up move? How about their Final Smash? Who knows, if we get enough entrants, maybe this could end up being a page on the astounding PFD wiki! ...

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01:29:39

223: Don't Smell The Past, Smell The Future!

May 10, 2021

223: Don't Smell The Past, Smell The Future!

Finally, science has found a solution! We can all get vaccinated against novel swirlyvirus (2016-nSwiV)! Thanks, science. Listeners, head on over to the community Discord and tell us all of the side effects you had after getting your SwiV shots. (Can you believe we had to get eight of them?!) And when you're done, the PFD wiki is always waiting for you. Always... ...

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