Pork Fried Dice - A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast

Pork Fried Dice is an actual-play Dungeons and Dragons podcast where we try to tell a compelling st...more

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October 01, 2017

40: Authentic Barovian Gibberish

Last time, we found Strahd's secret vampire diary and read it aloud, like we didn't know what a damn diary was. RUDE! Now that we've cleared the winery, what next? And why are the vineyards in such crappy shape? Music by Ab-Bowie Cross and audionautix.com. ...

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September 24, 2017

39: John Quincy Brown

We're going on a druid hunt! At the end of our last session, we were about to be subdued by Tangly Walks (or, you know, the Entangle spell, if you're at all capable of remembering what the actual spell names are). Let's find out if our heroes will kick these druids asses! And more importantly, let's see if they find what Madame Eva sent them to the winery for in the first place. Music by Ab-Bowie Cross and http://www.bensound.com/royalty-free-music ...

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September 17, 2017

38: Is This a Toothbrush?

Last time, we continued to explore the Wizard of Wines, finding random piles of twigs everywhere and encountering some creepy, bloody-faced Druids along the way. Finally, a behorned, animal-skin-clad woman got effed up by one of Batthwack's javelins and fell into a vat of wine in the fermentation room. Noooo! Save the wine! ... or will we just put a lid on it and hope for the best? Anyone up for some Druid-flavored wine? Music by audionautix.com and Abby Cross. ...

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September 10, 2017

37: You Could Bounce Keys Off That Ass

Last time, we met Irwin's grumpy dad and the rest of his winemaking family in the woods outside the Wizard of Wines. We agreed to help them get rid of a bunch of jerk druids that had overtaken the winery. Little did we know that a bunch of twigs were going to attack us. TWIGS. Isn't anything safe in Barovia? We have to be scared of twigs now? ... now that we're inside the winery, will we be able to save the wine? Or will the twigs make tea out of US? ...

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September 03, 2017

36: Are We Sure We Want Nick To Be Able To Do That?

Relieved of our Gorin-barrel, we make our way to the vineyard, where we almost certainly won't completely destroy all of the wine in Barovia while we try to help Irwin's rain-soaked family. Music by audionautix.com and Ab-Bowie Cross. ...

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August 27, 2017

35: Our Prayers Are Like Mad Libs

Last time, we rid ourselves of the legendary Rictavio-or-whatever-his-name-is and set off to speak to the priest at the Church of the Morning Lord. We beat around the bush for a while, as usual. Will he get so irritated that he kills us all? He's a holy man, but still merely a man, and a man can only take so much. Music by audionautix.com and Ab-Bowie Cross. ...

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