November 08, 2021
It's haiku time! I may have proffered this task before, but fuck it. We're bringing it back. Visit our community Discord, find a comfy spot, and throw down some sick haikus! I wonder if there are any good accidental haikus on our glorious PFD wiki... Go check it out and find one! ...
01:13:15
January 11, 2021
Well, today's date gives me nothing to work with - it's not a holiday, it's not a new year, it isn't a PFD anniversary. What the fuck, calendar? I think I need to see other date managing systems. The Aztec calendar is pretty hot...mmm, check out that xiuhpōhualli - though if I'm honest, I'm more of a tōnalpōhualli man myself. Also, January sucks. January and February both, to be honest. Do you agree? Come join the party at https://discord.gg/FPNQfsW and tell us what your favorite and least favorite months are. This task has nothing to with Pork Fried Dice - blame Pope Gregory XIII! ...
01:59:24
July 27, 2020
Ok, everyone who's reading this right now, you are members of what I strongly suspect is a very small group - the people who actually read the episode descriptions that I, Eric, your trusty rusty DM, write each week. I would like to invite you to a private Discord server, just for you and me, where we can do whatever the hell we want. It's super secret - I haven't even told KT or any of the other players! (Though if they read this, they're absolutely members of our exclusive group as well.) Just follow this link: https://discord.gg/FPNQfsW. I've set it to never expire - even if you're reading this in the year 3481, you'll still be able to use it and join. Let's band together and revolt! Or just say hi. Or never utter a word - if you're anything like me, person-to-person interaction is very taxing and/or scary, so I totally understand. Anyway, see you on Discord! Maybe! Features music from https://www.purple-planet.com ...
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