22: Aren't We a Little Old to Be Put in Child Pies?

22: Aren't We a Little Old to Be Put in Child Pies?
Pork Fried Dice - A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast
22: Aren't We a Little Old to Be Put in Child Pies?
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Episode May 21, 2017 00:50:46

Show Notes

Last week, we were still locked in battle within the decrepit old windmill outside of Vallaki. Will we survive? Possibly. Is our DM lawful evil? Probably. Should we have listened to Raphina? Absolutely. Music by Abby Cross and Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com, licensed under creative commons).

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