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December 07, 2020
Have you ever looked at a tree and thought, hey, trees are crazy. Look how big they are, and they're just alive and sitting there. No eyes, no ears, no senses at all, but so...present. Have you ever thought that? Well they've thought that about you, and they're out to get you! Hunker down over at https://discord.gg/FPNQfsW and describe your ultimate arbor apocalypse plan. Are you going to hole up at a hardware store so you can stock up on chainsaws and wood chippers? Head to Antarctica where there are probably somewhat fewer trees to begin with? I want to know what you're going to do so that I can do it instead and get and get a leg up once our leafy overlords decide to rise up. ...am I ok? ...
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May 18, 2020
If only the NATO alphabet had more dance-based letters than just Tango and Foxtrot, I could come up with a great little blurb here to go along with that dance contest from last weeks episode. As it stands, I can only spell TF, FT, and FFT. What's that? What about "TTF"? Don't be ridiculous - that's not a word!! ...
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June 25, 2018
Batthwack has successfully farted the shroud off of the humanoid body in the abbey, to reveal...? You get to find out today! Plus, you'll find out if we find any silver weapons, or Rictavio's mysterious mentee. We're always super efficient, so you know all answers will be revealed in a timely manne---HAHAHAHA I'm sorry, I couldn't even finish that sentence. Music by AbBowie Cross. ...
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