Latest Episodes
August 30, 2021
234: The Halter Top of Eyes
This is the dawning of the Age of our community Discord! Or is it the Age of the PFD wiki? The great news is you don't have to pick - you can pick your Discord, and you can pick your PFD wiki, but you can't pick your Discord's PFD wiki. Except you can! And must! ...
01:16:26
August 23, 2021
233: Leave It To Three Loaf Cleaver
You've got 10 Episode Description reader tasks this week. 10! Head to our community Discord and give me the answers to the following questions: 1. When did you start listening to Pork Fried Dice? 2. Did you start with Episode 1 or try out the latest episode first? 3. Is there a certain way you'd prefer that we communicate important info (like delayed episode releases) to our listeners online? 4. What's your middle name? 5. Would you possibly be interested in any spinoff podcasts from any or all of the cast? Would you prefer that they be D&D-related or not? 6. Have you ever listened to an episode or episodes of PFD more than once? Why? 7. Do you prefer when we split our sessions into two shorter episodes or when we keep them as one longer episode? 8. Do you like the holiday/special episodes more or less than the regular episodes, if forced to decide? 9. Do you ever talk about Pork Fried Dice in your real life to non-listeners of the show? If so, does that person still speak to you? 10. What's your favorite color? Bonus Task. Visit the incredible PFD wiki and tell me something awesome you find. There's no shortage of content to choose from! ...
00:54:37
August 16, 2021
232: Shoulda Bit Him in the Taint
Well, this is a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down. And I'd like to take a minute - just sit right there. I'm gonna tell you how I became the prince of a PFD Discord... ...I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the blimp captain, yo Ool, smell ya later! Looked at my kingdom - I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of the PFD wiki. ...
01:04:10
August 09, 2021
231: Kneel Down and Touch Mo!
Long time, no see! That's right, I'm looking at you. Right now. But it's been a long time since I've done this, so it's fine. Community Discord or PFD wiki, anyone? ...Anyone?? ...
01:54:13
July 05, 2021
230: What WAS Your Job?
For reasons that may or may not become clear (or be already clear depending on when you read this), this week's task is to tell us what your favorite Mario Kart character is! And if you have never played Mario Kart, make up a character that you think is probably in the game! Give us an explanation that Deskartes would be proud of in our community Discord, and see how many green shells are mentioned in our PFD wiki! (hint: it's almost 1) ...
01:00:38
June 28, 2021
229: I Don't Call It Foraging, I Just Call It My Day
A day late, and a dollar short. Alas, such is the life of the amateur podcaster. Losing track of the days, measuring life only in waveforms and track lengths. Who am I, even? Come tell me in our community Discord. Is the answer in the comprehensive PFD wiki? ...
01:01:17