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May 03, 2021
222: Lizard Pounding
Ok, so you've had an entire week off, you lazy Episode Description Readers, just vegging out in the community Discord. It's time to get real. Your task this week is to visit our incredible PFD wiki and find a page, any page, that does not have an image. It can be an NPC. It can be a location. It can be an item. It can be a metaphysical construct. Your choice! It just can't have an image. And your job is to give it an image. You can draw something. You can submit a photo that closely represents it. Let's get iconic! ...
01:21:06
April 26, 2021
221: These People Deserve to Be Roasted in Their Beds!
I'm so proud of all of you - we had 100% participation on last week's Episode Description Reader task! Congratulations! To celebrate, we're taking a week off from the tasks - sit back, put up your feet, and just hang out in the community Discord as the pressure's off. Hey, use your free time and peruse the amazing PFD wiki! ...
01:12:50
April 19, 2021
220: Turtles Are Highly Flammable
I've finally come up with the perfect Episode Description Reader task! To complete this task, go to our community Discord and...put nothing. Submit absolutely zero information, and once you do that, task complete! How very nihilistic of me. For more substantive content, please visit our wonderful PFD wiki! ...
01:57:28
April 12, 2021
219: Everybody's So Horny Tonight
A week off?! How dare we! For those of you not in the know, we just took a week of as a little break, but we're back, baby! Speaking of being in the know, one way to be more in the know is to join us in our community Discord. People chat about the episodes, their lives, and even our wonderful PFD wiki! It's also where you go to submit your responses to the incredible, stimulating tasks I often put forth in these descriptions. This week's task is to tell me what Adam Sandler movie would be each character's favorite and least favorite. Did I come up with this because 50 First Dates is playing in the same room as me, and I couldn't come up with anything else? No. ...
02:12:25
March 29, 2021
218: Sure, I'll Consider It: A Phil Lompion and Fatmack Story
Haven't we all, at one point or another, found ourselves feeling like a boat stuck in a canal? For this weeks Episode Description Reader Task™, I want you to head over to the community Discord and give us your best description of how you think the PFD crew would handle the task of dislodginng a vessel wedged firmly in placeacross an important shipping route. If you need some inspiration, check out the PFD wiki! ...
03:00:57
March 22, 2021
217: HEY, Nobody Caught Me!
Let’s mix it up a little bit this week. Instead of me presenting you, my loyal episode description readers, with a task, I will instead present you with a kast. That’s right, it’s kast time! …Now I just need to figure out what a “kast” is going to be… hmm… Oh, I know! I can make figuring that out this week’s task! EDRs! Head to our community Discord and let me know what you think “kast” should mean. The only two things it CAN’T mean are "steeplechase" or our PFD wiki. ...
01:16:18