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November 08, 2021
244: Saying Someone Sucks Is Evil
It's haiku time! I may have proffered this task before, but fuck it. We're bringing it back. Visit our community Discord, find a comfy spot, and throw down some sick haikus! I wonder if there are any good accidental haikus on our glorious PFD wiki... Go check it out and find one! ...
01:13:15
November 01, 2021
243: His Current Loincloth
Are you in a country where you're likely to listen to this episode while suffering from a candy hangover? Share your woes on our community Discord, or see what candy has been mentioned on our show so far on the honorable PFD wiki! ...
01:09:50
October 25, 2021
242: Tones of Loam
In keeping with the spookiness of last week's EDR task, this week you need to check out our community Discord, make pleasantries, and let us know about any amazing costume you've worn. It can be for Halloween, on the stage, for a job, to a convention, or just for fun around the house! And hey, if you have never worn an amazing costume, tell us what costume you wish you were wearing RIGHT NOW. How many costumes has Will donned? Maybe you can find out on the esteemed PFD wiki! ...
01:23:24
October 18, 2021
241: Raphina Phalange and the Pots
This week's task, should you choose to accept it - visit our community Discord, introduce yourself, and let us know your favorite Halloween candy. And since I've learned (through our PFD fan interactions!) that Halloween is not necessarily a global touchstone, you can simply tell us your favorite candy. You can also find more than zero references to candy on the lauded PFD wiki! ...
01:22:22
October 11, 2021
240: Does The Mutually Match the Exclusive?
Remember, remember the fifth of November, the Alamo, and the Maine! Wait, it's not "remember", it's "fuck, marry, kill!" Of course! Your task this week is to visit our community Discord, say hi, and let us know which of those three dates/forts/ships you would fuck, marry, and kill. You can also find more dates/forts/ships on the incomparable PFD wiki! ...
00:55:58
October 03, 2021
239: Recently Extinct Hair-Braiding Bugs
Listeners, we currently have over 99,000 members in our community Discord, - can you be the one to make us hit 100,000?!? To verify claims like this but related to the story we're telling in our show, head on over to the phenomenal PFD wiki! ...
00:58:24