Latest Episodes
August 16, 2021
232: Shoulda Bit Him in the Taint
Well, this is a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down. And I'd like to take a minute - just sit right there. I'm gonna tell you how I became the prince of a PFD Discord... ...I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the blimp captain, yo Ool, smell ya later! Looked at my kingdom - I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of the PFD wiki. ...
01:04:10
August 09, 2021
231: Kneel Down and Touch Mo!
Long time, no see! That's right, I'm looking at you. Right now. But it's been a long time since I've done this, so it's fine. Community Discord or PFD wiki, anyone? ...Anyone?? ...
01:54:13
July 05, 2021
230: What WAS Your Job?
For reasons that may or may not become clear (or be already clear depending on when you read this), this week's task is to tell us what your favorite Mario Kart character is! And if you have never played Mario Kart, make up a character that you think is probably in the game! Give us an explanation that Deskartes would be proud of in our community Discord, and see how many green shells are mentioned in our PFD wiki! (hint: it's almost 1) ...
01:00:38
June 28, 2021
229: I Don't Call It Foraging, I Just Call It My Day
A day late, and a dollar short. Alas, such is the life of the amateur podcaster. Losing track of the days, measuring life only in waveforms and track lengths. Who am I, even? Come tell me in our community Discord. Is the answer in the comprehensive PFD wiki? ...
01:01:17
June 21, 2021
228: It's Been Four Years - Why Haven't You Stopped Me?
Summer's here! Or winter, if you're in the southern hemisphere. I assume. It's completely flip flopped, right? And I guess I didn't even think to address our equatorial listeners. What a *fucking* asshole. Sorry, Dhivehin! Fun fact - according to our podcast host's analytics, Brazil is the most listener-full of all the countries through which the equator runs! Head on over to the community Discord and tell us a story of the time you were closest to the equator, and then check out our PFD wiki to see if a Six Rivers line of latitude has ever been mentioned! ...
01:13:40
June 14, 2021
227: Cloaca-wocka!
So Bo Burnham's new special "Inside" just came out on Netflix, and if you have access to Netflix and it's available in your area, I think you all should see it. That's your task. Easy, right? Feel free to share your experience in our community Discord, which is a much more suitable place to share such a thing than our award-winning* PFD wiki. ...
01:05:13