January 07, 2018
54: Lay On Crotch
Last time, Lank wandered the streets of Vallaki (and attacked certain demon-armed weirdos) without being able to control himself. WTF is up with that? Then Will and Batthwack discussed a plan to figure out who killed the mayor. If Will can fool everyone by pretending to be the mayor, and someone is surprised that the mayor is still alive, we'll easily figure out who was involved in the murder. But then Galdar, of all people, already knew that the mayor was dead. WTF is up with THAT? Music by AbBowie Cross and Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com). ...
December 31, 2017
53: You've Gotta Snort It!
The baron of Vallaki and his wife have been assassinated. Will is staying in the baron's house to assume the role of the baron in order to figure out who the murderer is. Batthwack's staying with him as protection. We've found an awkward wizard in the attic. Raphina, Nick and Lank escorted him to the Blue Water Inn on the premise of beginning an adventure to the Amber Temple. Oh yeah, and there's a gross, demon-black tiny baby arm growing out of Ireena's stump. Oh well, an adventurer's gotta get that long rest, amiright? ...
December 24, 2017
52: A Holy-Holly-Jolly Pork Fried Dice Special
This is a tale out of time and space, but it sure smells minty. Happy holidays to all of our listeners! Music by AbBowie Cross! ...
December 17, 2017
51: Thanks, and Ew.
Last week, we discovered that the burgomaster had some real, live skeleton cats living in his house, along with a real, live wizard! What is this guy's deal? Why does he hate his dad so much? The wizard claims that all is NOT well in Vallaki, which is obvious, but we're not entirely sure all is well in his weird, secret attic room, either. Music by AbBowie Cross and Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com). ...
December 10, 2017
50: Play The Bellows On Me
Last week, we spent a lot of time making horrible discoveries, investigating rooms, moving bodies, yelling at each other, rendering privies unusable, and yelling at each other more. Then we found a room full of still ghosts. Oh wait, that was important, right? Madame Eva save us all. Will we figure this shit out? Do any of our listeners still have hope that we're not totally incompetent? Tune in this week and find out what dwells in the attic! Music by AbBowie Cross and Purple Planet (http://www.purple-planet.com). ...
December 04, 2017
49: Do You Guys Just Wanna Play Monopoly Instead?
The Burgomaster's Mansion. A house of death. And murder. And dead people. And murdered people. Did this somehow turn into a game of Clue? Is Batthwack really Mrs. Peacock? How long before one of the party finds a wrench or a lead pipe? Music by AbBowie Cross and by audionautix.com. ...