Pork Fried Dice - A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast

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February 18, 2018

60: ...And We're All Tied To The Bear

Last week, the party finally met Mr. Wachter, Raphina went on an epic journey for her new...cat..., Blinsky was knocked out cold, long-lost siblings were reunited, and Batthwack definitely retrieved his javelin. Will he retrieve any more javelins this week? Let's find out, shall we? Music by AbBowie Cross ...



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February 11, 2018

59: Set Maul to Stun

Last episode, the party made their way into the cellar of the late Lady Wachter's home in search of Ireena and her supposed captor, Gadof Blinsky. After dustily dispatching a group of skeletons, Izek rejoined the gang, and he took Raphina and Will on a tour of the parts of the house they had missed. The rest investigated a secret door that hid a group of cultists, Ireena, and Blinsky, and Will and Raphina opened a bedroom door! What will happen this week? What's up with the weird lady in there? Will they find the dead guy Izek was talking about? All your questions and more will be answered, if only you will listen. Enjoy! Music by AbBowie Cross and Purple Planet (www.purple-planet.com). ...



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February 04, 2018

58: Picture a Bag of Flour

The party put on their firefighter hats last week as the conflagration at the Blue Water Inn had spread to many of the neighboring buildings. Raphina's magically conjured water helped to get things under control, and so they headed off in search of Ireena's abductor and ended up at Lady Fiona Wachter's house. After some coercion, the house cook led them to the cellar door. What eldritch horrors lie beneath the earth? Join the gang as they descend into the darkness. Music by AbBowie Cross and Purple Planet (www.purple-planet.com). ...



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January 29, 2018

57: Go, Go, Baron Skis!

Last week, Batthwack started by decimating Lady Fiona Wachter, and then Izek stepped in and eliminated most of the rest of her cultists, all in the midst of a fabulous discoteque courtesy of Raphina. We last saw Izek heading out of the room with the last remaining cultist, but after checking on him a few minutes later, all that remained was a large amount of blood, most of it pooling in the hallway outside, with the rest of it trailing away towards the back of the house. Did the cultist overpower and murder Izek? Did someone spill a pot of blood destined to become a delicious blood pudding? Or is the blood actually partially set black cherry Jell-O? Take a listen and find out! Music by AbBowie Cross and http://www.purple-planet.com. ...



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January 22, 2018

56: Twisty Ties

Last time, our party got real with both Izek Strazni and Lady Fiona Wachter. After a lot of talking, initiative was eventually rolled, and fisticuffs undoubtedly ensued. But who cares about all of that - what the hell happened at the Blue Water Inn?? Link to the image we mention in this week's episode: https://www.flickr.com/photos/porkfrieddice/38930310295/in/datetaken-public/ Music by AbBowie Cross and Purple Planet (http://www.purple-planet.com). ...



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January 15, 2018

55: Turn Left at the Short Sword

Last week, the rest of the party watched on in a combination of admiration and terror as Will trotted out his Baron Vallakovitch impression for the first time publicly. After confronting the as-yet unidentified woman addressing the crowd outside, it was revealed that Izek may have been part of a plot to kill the mayor. Will introduced the rest of the group as his "secret guards", and they were able to convince/coerce the mystery woman to continue their conversation/confrontation inside. What will happen in the bowels of the burgomaster's mansion? Can Will keep up his ruse? Will Izek be condemned or vindicated? Will Batthwack stay hidden behind another set of doors the whole time? Let's find out! Music by AbBowie Cross and Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com). ...