Pork Fried Dice - A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast

Pork Fried Dice is an actual-play Dungeons and Dragons podcast where we try to tell a compelling st...more

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198: Ulysses "Fart" Ulysses Was a President

November 16, 2020

198: Ulysses "Fart" Ulysses Was a President

Holy shit - we’ve got some amazing Episode Description Readers out there! If you haven’t yet, please take a look at our quickly developing wiki at pork-fried-dice.fandom.com. It’s mind-blowing the detail and effort being put into the site, and it’s coming along great! And while working on that will continue to be an ongoing task for some time, this Episode Description would be lacking if it didn’t come with a task of its own. This week, your goal is to let everyone know what musical artist or group would be best suited to provide a soundtrack to the PFD adventures! Head on over to https://discord.gg/FPNQfsW to submit your response! ...

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197: He's a Lot Nicer To Us When He's Pretending He's a Terrible Person

November 09, 2020

197: He's a Lot Nicer To Us When He's Pretending He's a Terrible Person

Howdy, EDRs! I’m pleased to report that the Pork Fried Dice wiki is coming along quite smoothly, thanks to your wonderful efforts. In case anyone reading this doesn’t know what I’m talking about, please head over to www.pork-fried-dice.fandom.com and take it all in. Heck, even throw in some wiki editing yourself! Anyway, we still need a task for this week. What I want from all of you is to come up with some great alternate titles for Pork Fried Dice. We came up with the name over four years ago, having no idea what the show would become, so you’ve all got an edge - with your expansive knowledge of PFD lore, what can you come up with that best encompasses the quintessence, the crux, the kernel, the pith, the marrow of this D&D podcast? GO! ...

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196: Not Even Steve Irwin Liked to Touch an Owl

November 02, 2020

196: Not Even Steve Irwin Liked to Touch an Owl

EDRs! I have another task for you this week! Now this may seem strange, as it may appear to be an actual task instead of some random thing I come up with that has little to no meaning and is largely inane, but don't be alarmed. If you've been in our internet treehouse recently, you'll see that we have the beginnings of a new wiki! That's right - visit www.pork-fried-dice.fandom.com to see the great work that's being done, and also this is the place to accomplish your next task! Help contribute to this amazing effort - build a page, add to a page, describe how handsome the DM is, whatever inspires you! Exclamation point! ...

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195: Open Up and Eat the Rainbow!

October 26, 2020

195: Open Up and Eat the Rainbow!

Dearest EDRs, in this epsiode you'll get to hear about the first two albums I had ever owned. This week, it's simple - tell us all about *your* first albums, and be sure to include just how embarrassed and/or proud you are!   Music: https://www.purple-planet.com ...

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194: Pineapples and Foreign Policy

October 19, 2020

194: Pineapples and Foreign Policy

So you're clearly a dedicated Episode Description Reader at this point. That much is clear. But just HOW dedicated? This week, your task is to design a Pork Fried Dice tattoo. Sketch up your best rendition, and share it with us in our hideaway, including where you think it would best go on your body. Also, feel free to guess what NEXT week's task will be! ...

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193: Batthwack's the Fruit!

October 12, 2020

193: Batthwack's the Fruit!

Batthwack's the fruit, eh? Oh dear, Episode Description Readers, you know that can only mean one thing. It's time to assign each of your beloved PFD characters a fruit that best represents them. AND BEFORE YOU ASK, yes, tomatoes count. Let us know in our digital sanctum santorum in whatever amount of detail you like - you can just list them off, you can explain your choices, or hey, you can even sculpt each of them as their appointed fruits in clay, bronze, marble, or FRUIT! ...

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