Pork Fried Dice - A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast

Pork Fried Dice is an actual-play Dungeons and Dragons podcast where we try to tell a compelling story, but have fun doing it. That is to say, we take the...more

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210: Does Anyone Need a Soup Tureen?

February 01, 2021

210: Does Anyone Need a Soup Tureen?

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209: Various Brick Sounds

January 25, 2021

209: Various Brick Sounds

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208: Poetic Lichen

January 18, 2021

208: Poetic Lichen

Well, episode description readers, it's about 5pm on Sunday afternoon - the sun has set and the light is fading from the cold January sky. The episode file is exporting to my external hard drive, and I'm about to upload it to our hosting service. Since I have a free moment, I'll take this time to let you know that my upper back is kinda sore. Not too sore, just a little bit. Honestly, it wouldn't really even be worth mentioning, but like I said, I've got the time. Oh, hey, time's up! My file is ready! If YOU'VE got time to spare, head on over to our community Discord, or check out the amazing work that some of your fellow listeners have been putting into the PFD wiki! ...

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207: She's Gonna Find It All

January 11, 2021

207: She's Gonna Find It All

Well, today's date gives me nothing to work with - it's not a holiday, it's not a new year, it isn't a PFD anniversary. What the fuck, calendar? I think I need to see other date managing systems. The Aztec calendar is pretty hot...mmm, check out that xiuhpōhualli - though if I'm honest, I'm more of a tōnalpōhualli man myself. Also, January sucks. January and February both, to be honest. Do you agree? Come join the party at https://discord.gg/FPNQfsW and tell us what your favorite and least favorite months are. This task has nothing to with Pork Fried Dice - blame Pope Gregory XIII! ...

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206: A Duffel Bag of Tootsie Rolls

January 04, 2021

206: A Duffel Bag of Tootsie Rolls

And we've done it, good people of Earth (and beyond - we're broadcasting this podcast into space! [Or would it be podcasting this broadcast into space? Or maybe spacecasting this broadcast into pod? Yeah, probably that one.])! It's our fourth anniversary! Woo hoo! So what's the traditional fourth anniversary gift? Apparently in the United States it's fruit and flowers traditionally or applicances modernly, and in the UK, you're looking at linen. So you've all got your pick, intrepid Episode Description Readers. Head on over to https://discord.gg/FPNQfsW and bestow upon us your gift of choice. Just remember that if you want to give us something made of linen and live in Beirut, you'll need to move to Leeds. ...

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205: Dew Skidoo, We Can Too!

December 28, 2020

205: Dew Skidoo, We Can Too!

A new year is almost upon us, dear Episode Description Readers, a time for reflecting on the past as well as looking ahead towards the future. For your task this week, let us know at our electronic bolthole (https://discord.gg/FPNQfsW) what you're looking forward to in the upcoming year - bonus points if it's PFD related! ...

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