December 25, 2020
204: Corn, Frankincense, and Myrrh
Happy Holidays! (Secret Discord server: https://discord.gg/FPNQfsW) ...
December 21, 2020
As of the writing of this episode description, there are only 5 more sleeps until Christmas, our family's winter holiday of choice. I find myself in the gift-giving spirit, and so am wondering what kind of holiday gifts would you think would best suit our game's characters? I know I'd be too intimidated to try to give Raphina new socks - where would I even begin?! Head over to our base of operations at https://discord.gg/FPNQfsW with your great gift ideas! ...
December 14, 2020
202: I Bet You Think This Pneumatic Tube Is About You
Greetings, Episode Description Readers! Things are going gangbusters, both at our secret hideaway at https://discord.gg/FPNQfsW as well as on the excellent Pork Fried Dice wiki at https://pork-fried-dice.fandom.com/wiki/Pork_Fried_Dice_Wiki! This week, it's time for another photographic adventure. Share an image of a piece of furniture in the real world that reminds you of an Pork Fried Dice NPC. For example, maybe that chaise lounge over there has a shape that evokes feelings of Gertruda, or perhas the pinball machine behind you simply screams Brom. Let's see how you can fit where you sit in accordance this EDR writ! ...
December 07, 2020
201: The One With The Spyglass In Their Pants
Have you ever looked at a tree and thought, hey, trees are crazy. Look how big they are, and they're just alive and sitting there. No eyes, no ears, no senses at all, but so...present. Have you ever thought that? Well they've thought that about you, and they're out to get you! Hunker down over at https://discord.gg/FPNQfsW and describe your ultimate arbor apocalypse plan. Are you going to hole up at a hardware store so you can stock up on chainsaws and wood chippers? Head to Antarctica where there are probably somewhat fewer trees to begin with? I want to know what you're going to do so that I can do it instead and get and get a leg up once our leafy overlords decide to rise up. ...am I ok? ...
November 30, 2020
200: Abby, We Hear Your Face!
Episode 200, you guys! We did it! That's a lot of content. I don't know if I've ever done 200 of anything before. Have you? Tell us something you've done 200 of over at https://discord.gg/FPNQfsW - and hey, if you haven't done 200 of something, tell us something you'd LIKE to do 200 of, ok? ...
November 23, 2020
199: Will, You So Rarely Lie To Me
Task, task, it's time for a task! Episode Description Readers, take a swig from your flask! Head to our Discord at https://discord.gg/FPNQfsW just like I always ask! Submit an original haiku describing Pork Fried Dask! ...