Pork Fried Dice - A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast

Pork Fried Dice is an actual-play Dungeons and Dragons podcast where we try to tell a compelling st...more

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226: What CAN'T Will Turn Into? A Pleasant Person? JUST KIDDING!

June 07, 2021

226: What CAN'T Will Turn Into? A Pleasant Person? JUST KIDDING!

So, you'd think that with a week off, I'd have so much time to come up with a delightful task for you, my loyal episode description readers. And as it turns out, you'd be right! Visit our community Discord and submit your ideas for the best PFD bumper sticker. Something you'd be proud to slap on your Gremlin or Nova or Edsel. And for ideas, you can always trawl the amazing PFD wiki! ...

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02:28:20

225: The Dead Among You Have Nothing to Fear

May 24, 2021

225: The Dead Among You Have Nothing to Fear

Nobody plays Super Smash Bros, eh? Well, ok, fine. But everyone MUST play checkers, right? Maybe that will be more appropriate for an Episode Description Readers Task. For this week's task, you need to visit the community Discord and describe what moves a PFD character would have if they got added to the checkers universe. What does their jump look like? Their basic attack? Do they have a charge-up move? How about their Final Check? Who knows, if we get enough entrants, maybe this could end up being a page on the astounding PFD wiki! ...

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01:33:52

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May 17, 2021

224: Pork Fried Dice: A Pay-To-Play Game

Super Smash Bros is a Japanese series of crossover fighting video games published by Nintendo, and primarily features characters from various Nintendo franchises. The series was created by Masahiro Sakurai, who has directed every game in the series. The gameplay objective differs from that of traditional fighters in that the aim is to increase damage counters and knock opponents off the stage instead of depleting life bars. For this week's task, you need to visit the community Discord and describe what moves a PFD character would have if they got added to the Super Smash Bros universe. What does their jump look like? Their basic attack? Do they have a charge-up move? How about their Final Smash? Who knows, if we get enough entrants, maybe this could end up being a page on the astounding PFD wiki! ...

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01:29:39

223: Don't Smell The Past, Smell The Future!

May 10, 2021

223: Don't Smell The Past, Smell The Future!

Finally, science has found a solution! We can all get vaccinated against novel swirlyvirus (2016-nSwiV)! Thanks, science. Listeners, head on over to the community Discord and tell us all of the side effects you had after getting your SwiV shots. (Can you believe we had to get eight of them?!) And when you're done, the PFD wiki is always waiting for you. Always... ...

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01:21:18

222: Lizard Pounding

May 03, 2021

222: Lizard Pounding

Ok, so you've had an entire week off, you lazy Episode Description Readers, just vegging out in the community Discord. It's time to get real. Your task this week is to visit our incredible PFD wiki and find a page, any page, that does not have an image. It can be an NPC. It can be a location. It can be an item. It can be a metaphysical construct. Your choice! It just can't have an image. And your job is to give it an image. You can draw something. You can submit a photo that closely represents it. Let's get iconic! ...

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01:21:06

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April 26, 2021

221: These People Deserve to Be Roasted in Their Beds!

I'm so proud of all of you - we had 100% participation on last week's Episode Description Reader task! Congratulations! To celebrate, we're taking a week off from the tasks - sit back, put up your feet, and just hang out in the community Discord as the pressure's off. Hey, use your free time and peruse the amazing PFD wiki! ...

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