Pork Fried Dice - A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast
Pork Fried Dice is an actual-play Dungeons and Dragons podcast where we try to tell a compelling story, but have fun doing it. That is to say, we take the story seriously, but we don’t take ourselves too seriously.
Our goal is to have a show where our listeners feel like they are at the table with us. We are a roleplay-heavy podcast, because we like character interaction, but we’re also a group of people that make crude jokes, anachronistic references, and godawful (or clever, if you’re into that kind of thing) puns.
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While Raphina, Nick, Lank and Batthwack investigate the poopy-smelling hallway and battle for their lives against a flesh golem with a fear of bananas, Will is attempting to get the attention of the abbot. Meanwhile, these freaky mongrelfolk are up to all kinds of fun activities all around us - ...
We've defeated the guardians in the garden, but now there's a hall that smells like poop with what appears to be a giant hulk who wants to give Batthwack a high five (?). Will insists we should go around front to see if we can find the abbot, but everyone ...
We're once again in a battle for our lives. Batthwack is killing bad guys and gettin' mounted. Raphina is swinging a firey sword around, missing everything. Lank is bein' short and taking names. Will is probably crouching somewhere far away, hurling fire from behind a building (or just hiding). It's ...
Guys, we've scored some awesome loot - a ring from a dead saint, and a crazy light-up sun sword from a scarecrow! But we still want those delicious silver weapons, and we've also got a mentee to find. So let's hope we can make quick work of these zombie-whatevers so ...
Is the party just so unlucky that they encounter dead kids wherever they go? Or maybe it's more sinster than that - maybe they CAUSE THE DEATH OF KIDS. Or maybe Eric is just evil. Regardless, the Krezk burgomaster's dead son adds another to the tally! Next, they'll be ...