Pork Fried Dice - A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast
Pork Fried Dice is an actual-play Dungeons and Dragons podcast where we try to tell a compelling story, but have fun doing it. That is to say, we take the story seriously, but we don’t take ourselves too seriously.
Our goal is to have a show where our listeners feel like they are at the table with us. We are a roleplay-heavy podcast, because we like character interaction, but we’re also a group of people that make crude jokes, anachronistic references, and godawful (or clever, if you’re into that kind of thing) puns.
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The flesh golem is dead, lying in a heap of body parts. Mongrelfolk are everywhere, but they don't seem to be bothering us too much besides utterly creeping us out. And now we're finally meeting the abbot, and he's ladling out something tasty for lunch. Will it be beet soup? ...
While Raphina, Nick, Lank and Batthwack investigate the poopy-smelling hallway and battle for their lives against a flesh golem with a fear of bananas, Will is attempting to get the attention of the abbot. Meanwhile, these freaky mongrelfolk are up to all kinds of fun activities all around us - ...
We've defeated the guardians in the garden, but now there's a hall that smells like poop with what appears to be a giant hulk who wants to give Batthwack a high five (?). Will insists we should go around front to see if we can find the abbot, but everyone ...
We're once again in a battle for our lives. Batthwack is killing bad guys and gettin' mounted. Raphina is swinging a firey sword around, missing everything. Lank is bein' short and taking names. Will is probably crouching somewhere far away, hurling fire from behind a building (or just hiding). It's ...
Guys, we've scored some awesome loot - a ring from a dead saint, and a crazy light-up sun sword from a scarecrow! But we still want those delicious silver weapons, and we've also got a mentee to find. So let's hope we can make quick work of these zombie-whatevers so ...